Wacky Wednesdays

So, on Wednesdays, I want to post about random stuff that amuses me related to weight loss, activity, fat or diet… So without further ado, here’s the Tush Turner! Yep, you read it right… Because getting out of the car is so difficult, why not avoid all the strain and stress with the Tush Turner? Now, the troublesome 1-second movement of swiveling your torso can be eliminated from your busy life, with the Tush Turner! Ate too much at dinner? Unbutton those jeans and swirl off the seat with the Tush Turner! Broke the Lazy Susan? Pop it on the table and rotate your rotisserie with the Tush Turner! Lost your favorite Frisbee? Fling it in the air for a smooth, soaring Tush Turner! Oh yes… I could go on and on. And we wonder why America is obese? But, I suppose some elderly people could actually benefit from this product, so hey… what do I know?

They should have called it the Ass Glider, or the Rump Rotater, or maybe even the Butt Burger.

In other Wacky Wednesday news, have you tried out the Fat Booth app on the iPhone? My officemate Sacha turned me on to it, and we had lots of fun contorting our faces into Big-Bertha-esque portraits. I admit, I initially was fearful as I worried my face would already resemble some people’s “after” shots, but despite my “pre-existing condition” (aka being fat), I got a pretty good result. Wanna see?

Before

I knew those truffles would catch up to me.

Pretty scary stuff, because sadly, a chin like that could be nearer than I’d like if I don’t get my act together. Hopefully my next blog will be a report back about researching women’s gyms – has anybody used a Curves or all-women’s facility? Let me know in the comments. Until next time, I hope you had a wonderfully wacky Wednesday!


4 thoughts on “Wacky Wednesdays

  1. TUSH TURNER? You have got to be kidding me. I mean I guess if you’re 86 it would make sense, or if you had a disability. But this better not be something that someone who is purely LAZY would buy!!!

  2. TUSH TURNER? You have got to be kidding me. I mean I guess if you’re 86 it would make sense, or if you had a disability. But this better not be something that someone who is purely LAZY would buy!!!

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