All Squashed Up

I like squash. Zucchini, yellow squash, butternut, acorn – it’s all pretty tasty in my book. However, there was one elusive squash that I had seen fabled across the internet in food blogs- but this sunny yellow gourd was beyond the reach of my standard suburban Ralph’s grocery store.

This squash is heavy! Don't drop it - you may just Squash your foot. Har, Har!

A new “Sprouts Market” opened up near me, and on Sunday afternoon, I walked out with a slab of bacon muenster (it’s for my dad – no, really!), a probiotic juice drink (will blog about that later), a hothouse cucumber, three tomatoes, six cartons of Wallaby yogurt (my new favorite) and a giant, yellow Spaghetti Squash! I was so excited to have found one and decided to make my version of Pasta Carbonara.

Get rid of the seeds and goopy guts.

First, I cut it in half with a giant butcher knife after Matt made his tell-tale big eyed “You’re doing something dumb look” and warned me to be “Careful!” as I attempted to hack it with my favorite’s chef’s knife. Then, because I’m lazy, I looked up how to cook it on the internet and we decided to microwave it instead of bake it. If you want to know how to do something fast, find a lazy person to do it for you!

Like Magic!

I nuked it for seven minutes on each side, cut side down. Once I took it out and let it cool for a few minutes, it was time for the shredding to commence. I took the fork tines to the soft, tender insides … and WOW!!!! It’s really like spaghetti! The strands easily lifted out of the shell of the squash, and it had a nice, fresh taste.

Can you tell I'm excited?

I had precooked three slices of bacon, a small onion, two garlic cloves and 2 cups of peas. I added the squash and gently sauteed for three minutes before serving with some grated parmesean. All I can say is YUM – this squash will be making regular appearances in our home. It doesn’t taste exactly like spaghetti, but it has a nice meaty, crunchy texture that is just bland enough to blend in nicely with other savory flavors. I’m going to try it next as mock chowmein noodles in an asian dish. Have you ever tried a spaghetti squash? Will you now?

Delicious!

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SlimCado – When “lite” just aint right

Matt and I live near a 99c Only Store, which is pretty much one of my favorite stores EVER, ‘cuz on a weekly basis we find things like organic spring mix vegetables (Reg price at least $3), full-sized bottles of Dial Soap (reg price at least $1.50), and random, awesome things like O.P.I. Nail Polish (Reg price: $9!) and decorative gourds (Priceless, in their lack of use). And if you couldn’t tell by the name, everything is ONLY 99c!

Last week, Matt brought home another interesting 99c store find: the SlimCado!¬†Could it be? An avocado that’s 50% less fat and has 35% fewer calories? It is. The SlimCado has a much more smooth, shiny skin than the traditional California Haas, and it’s a lot bigger. Reminds me of a dinosaur egg. It came all the way from Florida!

SlimCado before I cut it open!

It looked the same as a regular avocado when I cut it open, though the texture was slightly less creamy and a little more watery.

My, what a big seed you have.

I used my handy avocado slicer to create nice, thin slices and popped one in my mouth. Verdict? Sadly, the SlimCado is like most “light” things… disappointing. It was bland, watery and like the depressed version of the pebbly Haas – there was no buttery aftertaste, no smooth, creamy tingles dancing on my taste buds.

Slim N' Sliced, but the taste was not so nice.

However, I’m no food-waster and I know people are starving in India, so I made do with what I had. I crushed one huge clove of garlic, added three drops of Tapatio, cracked some pepper and stirred in some Himalayan Pink Salt – and it made all the difference in the world. Bland SlimCado? You were just been reborn as slightly-less-awesome-than-usual guacamole.

"Hey, I never asked you - Do you like Guacamole?" 10 points if you get that movie reference!

All in all, I’d use the SlimCado for guacamole, but probably not for salads or garnish. It’s a little too ho-hum to stand on its own. Sure, regular avocados are fattening, but they’re loaded with Omega-5s and lovely antioxidants. Plus, it’s the type of fat that makes your hair shiny and your nails strong, so in my opinion, it’s worth porking out on the full-fat version… and avocados are so damn expensive it’s not like you’re going to be eating them daily anyways!

Have you ever tried the SlimCado? Would you? What other freakish vegetable or fruit mutations have you tasted?

PS: It’s Matt’s birthday today! Happy Birthday, husband… <3

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